You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.
We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”
I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”
He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.
”—Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals (x)
I THINK WHAT PISSED ME OFF THE MOST IN CAP 2 IS HOW LITTLE MILK PIERCE POURS IN THAT GLASS. LIKE IT’S THE TINIEST PORTION OF MILK IMAGINABLE. “DO YOU WANT SOME FUCKING MILK” NO LET ME POUR MY OWN FUCKING MILK. AND LET ME POUR THE LEAST. POSSIBLE. MILK. I CAN. POSSIBLY POUR INTO THIS GLASS. THE SMALLEST PORTION OF MILK POSSIBLE. U HAD AN ENTIRE CARTON. AND A LARGE GLASS. AND YOU POUR WHAT. LIKE. 2 INCHES OF MILK INTO THAT GLASS. PIERCE PISSED ME OFF THE MOST IN THAT SCENE.
so in LOTR’s appendices it says that legolas eventually builds a boat and takes gimli across the seas and into the west, the gray havens. you know, the place arwen isn’t allowed to go because she’s in love with a human dude bUT LEGOLAS (AKA ‘YOU LITTLE SHIT’) JUST SAYS “FUCK IT” AND SNEAKS GIMLI INTO THE GODDAMN UNDYING LANDS LIKE CONTRABAND TWIZZLERS INTO A MOVIE THEATER
We could sit in the sun and drink iced tea in between shows, and listen to PFT and Daly do characs with Saucerman and Zouks cutting them down at every turn, and see the HDTGM crew discuss terrible movies, and bring name tags for the Leonard Maltin Game on DLM and have fun dinners that last for hours then wake up and do it all again IT'S A COMEDY PODCAST NERD UTOPIA!
The boat cucumber wine would be flowing freely. When Graham started whistling, a seagull would fly by and he would try to palm strike it. Every morning Paul Rust would get on the PA and announce new no-no’s, and every afternoon Traci Reardon and Marissa Wompler would have a tete-a-tete on the Leado deck.
► Name ➔ Margaret ► Will you answer all questions truthfully ➔ Pointless not to. ► Are you single ➔ Spoken for. ► Are you happy ➔ Yes ► Are you Italian ➔ Not as far as I know ► Are you German ➔ Partly
► Are you Asian ➔ Not as far as I know ► Are you angry? ➔ Not currently. Makes Hulking Out on cue difficult. ► Are you Irish ➔ Probably ► Are your parents still married ➔ Yes.
FACTS ► Birth Place ➔ Findlay, OH ► Hair ➔ Brown, and literally 3 feet long. ► Eye Color ➔ Hazel ► Birthday ➔ April 29 ► Mood ➔ Sleepy and Puckish ► Gender ➔ Female ► Lefty or Righty ➔ Righty ► Summer or winter ➔ Winter. Way to live in Florida, me. ► Morning or afternoon ➔ Afternoon
THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE ► Are you in love ➔ And how. ► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ Yes. ► Who ended your last relationship ➔ I did. ► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ Not proud of it, but yes. ► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ Absolutely. Working to grow out of it. ► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ Yes ► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ Yes. Had the fun discovery, years later, that I was theirs/ ► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ Yes. Another thing I am growing out of.
► Love or lust ➔ Both, one hopes. ► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ Iced tea ► Cats or Dogs ➔ Cats. ► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ The Internet ► Television or internet ➔ HA! Didn’t even look ahead. ► Pepsi or Coke ➔ Coke Zero, Diet Pepsi ► Wild night out or romantic night in: Night in. Can be wild or Romantic, but will probably involve panel shows on YouTube. ► Day or night ➔ Night ► IM or Phone ➔ IM
HAVE YOU EVER ► Been caught sneaking out ➔ Nope. ► Fallen down/up the stairs ➔ I used to drink at Marie’s Crisis. Falling everywhere. ► Finished an entire jawbreaker ➔ Never started one. ► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ Yes ► Prank called a store ➔ I used to call a video company called Kulture and ask for Susan, who worked there. I’d hang up. No idea why. ► Skipped school ➔ Yes. Once, I think, made out with my boyfriend Morgan in the parking lot during our drama class. Our teacher at the time was a disaster and got fired at the end of the year. ► Wanted to disappear ➔ Yes.
PREFERENCES ► Smile or eyes ➔ Good to have both. I don;t really notice either. ► Light or dark hair ➔ I’ve gone for either. ► Shorter or Taller ➔ I’ve only seriously dated fellas my height or taller, but have had some mad lustful crushes/flings with guys shorter than me. ► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ Guilty of both. It’s just as bad to go after someone because you think they are smart as if you just have the hots for them. ► Hook-up or Relationship ➔ Relationship ► Funny and poor OR rich and serious ➔ Funny and poor. Every time.
ABOUT ME ► Last Phone Call ➔ With a local newspaper verifying the info on an upcoming show I created and am performing in. So, that’s nice.
► Last person you hung out with ➔ My Mom and Dad, watching Modern Family (Or to get specific, my Dad while mom read a bedtime story to my daughter [great illustrated version of the original Wizard of Oz], and he and I watched a Big Bang Theory re-run). ► Last thing you ate ➔ Publix goat Cheese and Hormel Turkey pepperoni
► Last thing you drank ➔ Mondavi Cabernet ► Last site you went to ➔ Tumblr ► Last place you were ➔Ryan’s Pizza and Bar in Cocoa Village
FAMILY ► Do you and your family get along ➔ Rather well. ► Would you say you have a “messed up life” ➔ Unusual, but lovely. ► Have you ever run away from home ➔ No ► Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔ Nope. I have always been welcomed, and I am very grateful.